Lesson One: Our children learn that in Washington there is a
place where important men and women tell what they think. Some are Republicans
and others are Democrats.
Lesson Two: Most of the time, the Republicans and the Democrats do not agree on
anything.
Lesson Three: Even though they argue a lot, they always call each other a good
friend.
Lesson Four: They say they like each
other, but they are not allowed to sit next to each other.
Lesson Five: Every day the Democrats say bad things about the President.
Lesson Six: The children learn that the Republicans love the President.
Lesson Seven: Sometimes the Democrats love the President, and the Republicans
say bad things about the President.
Lesson Eight: The Supreme Court Judges don’t really love anyone, and some are
going to die.