Affection – a little goes a long way.
Adolescent sexual behavior – they never knew what hit them.
Age and potency – the best soup in the old pot.
Alcohol affects – from excitement to sleep.
Androgens – not from outer space.
Anxiety – it can be deadly.
Aphrodisiacs – always the short one.
Arousal – you gotta get up.
Birth – the beginning.
Bisexuality – unusual, but true.
Breast – is that singular or plural?
Castration – anxiety or not, it hurts.
Censorship – G, PG, R, X, or XX, or XXX, or Fourex.
Circumcision – you can’t tell a book by its cover.
Clitoris – the equalizer.
Coitus – intercourse by any other name.
Contraception – but it’s not the same.
Depression – Pre. – Post and during.
Dildos – the age of technology.
Dreams – the best sex of all.
Drugs – uppers and downers.
Ejaculation – pre-mature – God forbid!
Erections – but not by Gilbert.
Erogenous zones – no standing/no parking.
Estrogens – both girls and boys.
Exhibitions – Coney Island on a Sunday afternoon.
Extramarital sex – it’s like extra cheese on a pizza.
Fantasy – no, no you can’t take that away from me.
Frigidity – it’s all your fault.
Fetishism – keep it private or you’re in trouble.
Foreplay – enough already.
Genitals – they are good, but they are not everything.
Gonorrhea – a birth control.
Homosexuality – live and let live.
Impotence – it shouldn’t happen to a dog.
Infantile sexuality – it doesn’t cause retardation.
Kissing – never underestimate its power.
Libido – if you run short, can you buy it?
Love – a grave metal disease (PLATO).
Marriage – to love, cherish and to obey.
Masturbation – a blessing or a curse.
Menopause – facts and fictions.
Morality – does it have any place in sex?
Nocturnal emissions – who does the laundry?
Obesity – searching for a definition.
Oedipal conflict – a Freudian nightmare.
Orgasm – Nirvana or bust.
Ovaries – one of the parts.
Penis – what’s wrong with the word pecker?
Petting – man’s best friend.
Polygamy – Salt Lake City, here I come!
Pornography – the pen is mightier than the sword.
Prostitution – red light – green light – who cares?
Puberty – the beginning of the end.
Pubic hair – sign of things to come.
Religion and sex – Sodom and Rasputin.
Self-esteem – please be kind.
Sex education – at home, in school, or in the street.