Customer: I would like to buy a pair of jeans.
Clerk: Certainly. I can show you our latest Sassoons.
Customer: No, I don’t think so.
Clerk: But they are the latest fashion.
Customer: Oh. I didn’t realize that.
Clerk: Perhaps you would like to try our Jordach model.
Customer: No. I’m afraid not.
Clerk: We do have a nice selection of Clouds.
Customer: You do not seem to understand. I would like a pair of jeans.
Clerk: Sir, I do understand. I understand you perfectly well. That is why I have showed you the Sassoons, the Jordaches and the Clouds.
Customer: I know that, but I want jeans!
Clerk: Alright! I am doing my best, I assure you sir.
Customer: Excuse me. I did not mean to make you angry. I need a pair of jeans, and I had no idea that it would be so difficult to purchase a pair.You do have jeans, don’t you?
Clerk: Sir, we are the largest seller of jeans in New York.
Customer: Fine. May I please see some jeans.
Clerk: Of course, of course.
Customer: Great!
Clerk: We have just received a shipment of Wranglers.
Customer: That’s it!! I have never seen anyone so determined to lose a sale!
Clerk What are you talking about?
Customer: What am I talking about? What a laugh! I came to buy jeans. I have repeatedly asked you for a pair of jeans, and you refuse to sell me any. That is what I am talking about!!
Clerk: Sir, I am completely confused.
Customer: Well, I’ll make it simple. I would like to buy a pair of jeans. That’s J E A N S! Will you, or won’t you sell my any??
Clerk: You’re damn right I will. What is your size!
Customer: 34 waist, and 32 long.
Clerk: Fine!
Customer: Great!
Clerk: How about Vera?
Customer: What?
Clerk: Vanderbilts!?
Customer: Who?
Clerk: Bonjour?
Customer: Au revoir!